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01
Mar

Open-Ended Invitation to Bria’s Crib 4 Sunday Din-Din, Extended to Nicky Hilton…

Say what u will about Paris/ Baby Baron Hilton or their mama & daddy, but Nicky seemed to be the only with active brain cells. These pics are cause for serious alarm. Who has her worried meatless? Why isn’t this girl eating her quail eggs, watercress finger sandwiches, and whatever else rich folks eat?? When my son (16) saw only her legs, he thought he was looking 1/2 of the Olsen Twins!!

 

Although it’s cold out here in Mich…and a different world than Cali, I’m going 2 do my American civic duty and xtnd an open-ended invite to my crib on Sundays…so she can get her meat back on her frame. I’m not talk’g ’bout no doggone quail eggs, and sushi either.

I’m talking homemade mac & chz, I’ll even hook up some Tuna Casserole, fried shrimps, fried chicken, black eyed peas, rice/gravy, we can do some Gumbo, cheese grits, fried perch…I mean it’s whatever. Girl u buy the ingredients (u can’t roll up to my crib empty-handed, I know your etiquette classes taught u that, right?)

and it’s a done deal ok? Let Bria hook u up w/some soul food-so u can get your soul back!

Where is your mama and daddy? What is really going on girl? U can talk to Bria…for real.

Have your people contact my people and we can do this.
Let’s keep it 100, and make this happen!

 

 

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23
Feb

Michael Jackson Comes Out of Hiding…

Michael Jackson’s New Disguise…

 

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Why Michael would pay $$ to look this way is beyond me. From the poorly matched pancake foundation, to the hair, to the nose that is miraculously staying stuck to his face…I believe it is my duty to sue the plastic surgeon on behalf of Michael Jackson. This is a disgrace. He’s taken his feminine disguise to a ‘hole ‘nother level.

 

brb…I’ve been summoned.

 

OMG…this just in:

 

That is not NOT Michael Jackson…I repeat, that is NOT MICHAEL JACKSON.

 

Pictured above is the reigning princess of plastic surgery: LIL KIM. What is wrong, what in the …?! Well the offer still stands. I will sue her/his (i’m not convinced 100% that she’s a woman) plastic surgeon on bhalf of Lil Kim. This madness must stop!

 

I need to go and lay down. smh

 

 

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