BRIA’S OWN WORDS…

IKEA has announced its intention to start selling cars.

Assembly Required…

Tools Needed:

 laffs jack’d from Shae-Shae

HAPPY MONDAY!!

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Stephen Colbert (with Jon Stewart) attempts to cover a story in England, and in the midst of innuendos and a banana-entirely loses it!!  Hilarity at its best!

You can’t make this stuff up…Bhuri Kalbi of India was on a train when she used the bathroom @ 7mos pregnant and prematurely gave birth.  It happens right? NO biggie.  ‘Cept Bhuri’s baby fell down the toilet chute, landing on the train tracks.  Mom passed out, but when she came to, she hurriedly alerted her family (who were on the train ) and found the newborn ALIVE on the tracks…continue reading
(baby Kalbi, below)

see slideshow here

Congrats to mom!

They’re always first w/breaking news

According to eurweb.com -”Bishop” Weaks PR firm Double XXPosure is going ahead and releasing Weaks’ book entitled “What Love Taught Me.”

The book will detail his marriage to Profitess Juanita “Juanie-B” Bynum.

It’s like watching the aftermath of a bad car accident.

You don’t want to look, but you look anyway-hoping to see something you’ve never seen b4! That’s where I am with this book-morbid curiosity. I don’t want to read that mess, but I do. I don’t want to buy that book, but I probably will. I don’t want to put money in Weaks’ pockets, but I’ll probably do just that.

That makes me just as messy as they are.

Well, not THAT messy-but u get the idea.

I care, but I don’t.

I hate that it’s come to this….the demise of their marriage, but God can still cause dead, dry bones to live. I don’t know. After the releasing of this book, I think Weaks’ has a better chance of getting married in the pits of hell. But then again-we are talking about Juanie B. Who knows what she’s up to next? The mud has now been slung in Juanie B’s corner. People put on your rain gear..it’s about to get ugly.

And on on that note:

It’s TUESDAY TOOT TIME!

I’m tooting:

• My mother’s car was stolen last week and that meant chauffeur duty for me, and I complained not ONE TIME!
• I’ve taken up “Detroit Ballroom Dancing” and I have not missed a class, esp during lots of snow-such as today. I WILL GO TO CLASS!
• Yesterday was manic Monday, and instead of complaining at work…I wished everyone “Happy Monday!”
• **Toot for God**I said a quick, very informal prayer asking God to recover my mom’s car. Two hours later I received a text message saying: “they (police) found my car.”
• I’ve learned to let my child (oldest) go and make her own decisions-regardless if I THINK THEY’RE THE STUPIDEST ever made on Earth, lol. I have let go and LET GOD.
• I’m going to work today eventhough I have vacation days, and looks to be covered in flour, and people do not drive well when there’s snow-I’m still going to work!
• I did this meme eventhough I didn’t want to! lol

My baby blog sister, Shae-Shae, felt I didn’t have anything productive to do-so she tagged me. It’s all good…I must admit, this tag was unique in that it allowed me to grace my beautiful self on the cova’ of a magazine. Who betta to represent the cute-in-the-face-thick-in-waist-population, but yours truly?? On my 2nd cover, the photographer and I wanted something spontaneous, lol. I just went about my day, and he took shots of me. I wanted him to capture the true essence of me. The real me. In all my glory sans make-up and flat iron. It works. lol

And when I say “my photographer” I’m talking about my camera on my T-Mo Dash! lol

So on that note, I’m tagging Deja, AJ, DB, Rosemarie, Regina, One Man, The True Urban Queen, Tanyetta, & Dimples.

The tag is:

Going to magmypic, and putting your pic on the cover of a magazine!

Create Fake Magazine Covers with your own picture at MagMyPic.com

And on that note:

Deelishishis from Flava of Love II is attempting to set the record straight re: Flava Flav.  Seriously, I don’t care anymore…but Dee’s man is too cute not to post this up!  Please keep your clothes on…if even if you’re topless, even implied nudity needs to chill.  This is getting tired and you’re a smart girl.

Now since Dee had some to kill on her laptop she had something to say regarding Flava Flav-whyyyy? Who knows, but it’s obvious she needed to get this mess of her chest.  Read on:

Well I do believe it is time to answer THE question. I did not want to expose our situation completely, as I assumed the truth would come to light in its own time. I thought it’d be the best thing for him. But seeing how he so blatently disregarded the truth in order to legitimize his way into your homes for a third season, I must be real with you and speak up for the truth and myself!

No I did not leave Flav to sell blue jeans, I didn’t leave Flav at all. Honestly William Drayden and I were never really a couple, for the day I won, inevitably was the day I loss. Fearing that the show was all a stage to entertain, I often ask Flav, “Is this real or are you just having fun” He was always calm and with a sincere and straight face replied, “Yes this is real, and I do wanna have you in my life”. Now many of you may say I was being naive to believe in a reality love affair, but at the time it felt right. This was Flavor Flav from Public Enemy, he is an older man and knows better than to play games. I thought life is short, take a chance and enjoy your opportunity to love. But love is not what Flav wanted, at least not when it came time to renew his reality show contract. He had a choice, sign up for a new season or stick it out with Dee. But he didn’t think twice. After I won the show and the reunion was taped, Flav distanced himself from me. He changed his number and was advised to cut all ties, or he would ruin the possibilities of a third season. In the meantime, I wanted more than to be known as Flavs girlfriend with the Big Butt. I have gifts that are beyond what you see on the outside. I wanted more for myself and my child. I appreciate the appreciation of my physique, and all of the opportunities to grace these wonderful sexy men magazines, but then what?!!! I had been tailoring and altering my own personal clothes since forever due to my bodytype, so when the opportunity arose to design, style and tailor jeans for women abroad, I put my best foot forward and handled my BUSINESS, ALONE! I did it without Flav not because I left him, I did it without Flav because he WAS NOT THERE!!! How can you leave someone who was never there? I am a single mom, who has the right to take care of businss by all means necessary! And as women, we now know that we don’t have to wait on no MAN to handle our business! I did not compromise my character nor his, nor our relationship by starting my own entrepreneurship. A real man would have been right there by my side the entire time. So I started my own business, but how does that add up to leaving him? It doesnt. He lied! But its all good…his loss. A man who walks away without care or concern was never true to begin with. And yes I do have someone new in my life right now. However loving who I’m with now, doesn’t mean I never loved Flav, it means God decided I was good enough to truly be loved by someone even after Flav and all the bullsh I had encountered. Someone who loves me unconditionally, with or without a camera or some TV show. Someone who won’t leave me for a check and a chance at ratings. And no dissrespect to Flav. Obviously he had to do what he thought was best for him, and at the same time, so did I. He says we were a bad batch of women, and that this time around he doesnt want a girl who’s gonna be famous off of him, well here’s a suggestion Flav…don’t date on national television, cause everyone on that show is going to inherit some kind of fame. So there it is, the truth. I hope I’ve answered your questions and concerns. Oh and as for the new love in my life, yes its real, its honest and its healthy…and before any of the hating begins (yall know the haters cannot wait to try and tear this union to shreds) no he don’t beat me! no I didn’t mess with him while I was with Flav! And hell to the naw, he aint got a GAY bone in his body, so please don’t start with the dumb shit lol. and no we are NOT engaged…yet. Now that we’ve got them rumors out the way, like my homie Katt Williams say, “We gone keep it pushin round here lol”

Yawn. And in case you missed her brand new S2S pics:

Oooook….

I hope for her sake (and mine’s) brotha ain’t gay.  Cuz if he is…I def need to get a life cuz I’m not a *ag-hag!! lol