BELGRADE (Reuters) - A Serb farmer used a grinding machine to cut in half his farm tools and machines to comply with a court ruling that he must share all his property with his ex-wife, local media reported on Thursday.
Branko Zivkov, 76, told Belgrade daily Kurir he had been ready to give his wife Vukadinka her equal share of everything earned during their 45-year marriage, but was furious at being asked to give away half his farming equipment.
Instead, he bought a grinder and cut in two all his tools, including large items such as cattle scales, a harrow and a sowing machine.
“I still haven’t decided how to split the cow,” he told the newspaper. “She should just say what she wants — the part with the horns or the part with the tail.” source
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Gramps, is crazy for real! A lot of anger fueled his cut-up antics! lol I’m just glad they didn’t have to split up the kids! Lawd knows what he would’ve come up with!
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LOL No he didn’t waste a boatload of money cutting up major machinery rather than split it with his ex. Some people would rather have nothing than give up something.
April 6th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Bwahahah…..too funny. I guess he took the order literally. Maybe he watched Madea cut up that sofa on "Diary of a Angry Black Woman".
April 7th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
They better be glad that dude didn’t cut up the wife!!
April 9th, 2008 at 8:26 am
LOL No he didn’t waste a boatload of money cutting up major machinery rather than split it with his ex. Some people would rather have nothing than give up something.
April 12th, 2008 at 11:03 am
He’s making a point! The old timer probably gave “all” of what he had to her over the 45 years.