Michael Jackson’s New Disguise…


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Why Michael would pay $$ to look this way is beyond me. From the poorly matched pancake foundation, to the hair, to the nose that is miraculously staying stuck to his face…I believe it is my duty to sue the plastic surgeon on behalf of Michael Jackson. This is a disgrace. He’s taken his feminine disguise to a ‘hole ‘nother level.
brb…I’ve been summoned.
OMG…this just in:
That is not NOT Michael Jackson…I repeat, that is NOT MICHAEL JACKSON.
Pictured above is the reigning princess of plastic surgery: LIL KIM. What is wrong, what in the …?! Well the offer still stands. I will sue her/his (i’m not convinced 100% that she’s a woman) plastic surgeon on bhalf of Lil Kim. This madness must stop!
I need to go and lay down. smh

Ne-Yo is the latest star to get arrested this week.

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R&B singer, Ne-Yo was arrested for driving 100+mph in Cobb County, Ga. I guess there’s no other productive activities in Cobb County, besides reckless driving.
Ohhh my what a difference, a hat can make!
Well, it could’ve been worse- he could’ve been arrested for DUI. Like so many stupid celebrities. Ne-Yo slow your bald-headed behind down! lol
(I couldn’t resist, and it’s not as if he doesn’t know he’s bald! lol)

Hollywood’s Most “Beautiful” Couple adding to their brood…
Well, ain’t no shame in Brangelina’s game. Not one to participate in the “is she, isn’t she pregnant” game, Angelina Jolie decides to pose for a photo op and let the pics tell it all.
Not one to roll like J-lo and leave u hanging til her 8th month (exaggerating), Angelina seems to be sayin’ “how u like me now?!”
Congrats for the 5th time to the ever-expanding Brangelina fam.
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A&E ends their “Dog’s” Suffering…Bounty Hunter to resume shooting this week
A&E has decided to end its self-inflicted Duane “Dog”Chapman’s punishment by resuming the shooting of its highest rated show, Bounty Hunter.
For those unaware click here to be reminded of the debacle known as Dog the bounty hunter. Dog’s infamous telephone racist tirade was recorded (unbeknownst to him) by his son Tucker, and made public for all the world to hear. *sigh* Attempting to appear to do the right thing A&E pulled Dog’s show.
Duane of course apologized, contacted Al Sharpton, not sure if he toured the chitlin’ circuit, but he was open to interviews.
So after laying low for 3 mos., Duane and Co., will resume shooting Bounty Hunter this Thursday. I don’t have it in me to tripp out, start a protest, yada yada, blah blah blah…I just hope he’s more sensitive to those different.
One Citizen called it correctly:
A&E will relent, after a suitable period of time, and reinstate his popular money-spinning episodic show.
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